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06-30-07, 10:46 PM
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تاريخ التّسجيل: Jul 2006
الإقامة: Torrent
العمر: 17
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 salam brothers n sisters jokes  jokes jokes Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A blackboard. Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? A: A stamp. Q: What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter? A: An envelope. A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark." Teacher: How can we get some clean water? Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it. Q. What do you call a ginger bread man with one leg? A. Limp Bizkit. (limp biscuit) (Alternate: What do the British call a ************************************************** **********ie that got wet ? ) A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? B: Still no idea. Q: Where do you find giant snails? A: On the ends of their fingers. (Giants' nails.) _________::التوقيع::_________ ღR♥manticღ طبع الح ـياة حزن وفرح .. وطبع الورود ش ـوك وزهـور ..
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07-01-07, 10:35 PM
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تاريخ التّسجيل: Jun 2007
الإقامة: بيتنــــا
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Hehehehehehehe :hapy: :hapy: Thank you Amar for the jokes _________::التوقيع::_________  Life is like a song , you can't understand it all the time .. But you should try each time  |
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07-03-07, 12:42 AM
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تاريخ التّسجيل: Jul 2006
الإقامة: Torrent
العمر: 17
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thank you my dear song for attendence in my subject....and your taking about life _________::التوقيع::_________ ღR♥manticღ طبع الح ـياة حزن وفرح .. وطبع الورود ش ـوك وزهـور ..
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08-03-07, 10:24 AM
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تاريخ التّسجيل: Jul 2007
العمر: 17
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they are so funny specialy _________________________________________ A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket." The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?" The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" ____________________________________- thank you very much amar _________::التوقيع::_________ |
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